| Q: What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? A: "Hey, whats eating you?"
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| Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. Its a great present but I just cant find the words to thank you enough.
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| Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday!
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| A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,"Ill buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. "Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesnt get her anything. She says, "Why didnt you get me a birthday present!?" He replies, "You didnt use what I got you last year!"
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| Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, Whats the address? 25 The High Street. Just push the bell with your elbow. Why with my elbow? Well, you wont be empty-handed, will you!
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| Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mums too frightened hell break it!
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| Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating.
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| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sun burnt!
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| When I was a child my family were so poor that the only thing I got on my birthday was a year older.
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| "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." - Next time, take off the candles."
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